A woman walked up to a bald little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?” “Twenty-six,” he said.

Roiders Top Fears list:

1. Cardio.
2. Carbs.
3. Body Weighted exercises.
4. Not enough protein.
5. Track suit pants are in the wash.
6. Not using a split routine.
7. Ran out of Rogaine.
8. Losing Cellucor contract.
9. Inspirations count is not high enough.
10. NickEdge is not my bb.com friend.
11. Someone replaced steroids with estrogen.
12. Bitch tits look like they are starting to lactate.
13. Oldsterobolins passed away from a steroid induced heart attack.
14. No more top inspirations list.
15. No more body space models competitions.
16. Camera not working.
17. Mirror making roider look smaller.
18. No more Isolation exercises.
19. No more keto diet.
20. Getting banned from bb.com

Roiders fear natural achievement, and they also fear missing a cycle.

Roiders main fear is education!

Only 1 per cent of bodybuilders get their nutritional information from registered dietitians. The same percentage of builders derive their dietary information from family members and friends – or from television! In contrast, about 50 per cent of all bodybuilders receive their primary nutritional advice from other bodybuilders, and 17 per cent rely on bodybuilding magazines.

Overall, ’someone who has recently won a contest is viewed as a far more credible source of nutritional information than a nutritionist or an exercise scientist.

How to spot a juicer guide:

They wear extra small t-shirts, usually there little 8 year old brothers shirts.
They get jobs working as bouncers or security guards.
They are usually slamming weights to the floor at the gym.
They sometimes wear extra large shirts, to cover there roid growth.
They have zits and pimples all over there arms and back.
They have bad breath, balding hair, bad attitude, arrogant.
They never do cardio, wow they walk, 90 year old women can do that!
They hate doing body weighted exercises.
They say its the supplements.
They start getting bitch tits.
They have sets of pictures all ripped, then pictures of them fat.
They say they are natural because they compete in natural comps.
They have a profile on bb.com with only 8-10 pictures or 1-2 years worth of progression!

Why do Roiders always Deny being on Steroids?

-They spend enough money on it, why not tell everyone?

-Or is it because when people find out or better yet see that they are on it. They automatically will lose respect for there weak ability to do it naturally?

-Or is it simple because people will know that they are just cheaters!?

-Or are they embarrassed they have no balls down there?

-Or they are afraid of losing there bodyspace fan base?

-Why are some of them not against steroid use, but are to afraid to admit taking?

-Is it because they compete in natural bodybuilding events?……….lol